the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
Like the guys are just eyecandy and I can fuck them but the females I connect with intellectually and mentally.
im really jealous of people who can accept themselves and be confident and actually like how they look because it fucking kills me looking in the mirror and just wanting to cry and crumble into little pieces
I ate taco bell like Saturday night did shrooms that night, had normal after shroom poops, did shrooms again sunday night, and since then, IVE BEEN LIKE PISSING GREEN OUT OF MY ASS. Oh, and the cool thing is, ITS THE SAME COLOR THAT COMES OUT WHEN I THROW UP. What the fuck is going on. I’m becoming a nurse and I don’t even have an answer for this shit.
I’m thinking food poison. Thats lasting way long then normal.
Someone submitted this to me. I can’t tell if theyre calling me awesome or gay